Friday, February 29, 2008

W...T...F...?!?


Dear God,

I have been in self imposed-exile so long. Seeking. Seeking the Truth, but not of the Ron Killings kind. My time spent wandering in the outermost perils-beyond the vast Wrestling Wilderness, seeking that which was once Known as the True Wrestling Knowledge....

Seeking, since my last post posted, a Reason. Seeking some golden, fruitful bounty of holy needed Reason to purge forth in honeyed har dee harr harrrs of delightful and sacred commentaries....

And I have returned from thee Wilderness because I have Witnessed.
And I realize now their are no Words.
No Words...

The Truth of Man's Great Wretchedness Has Been Revealed!!
It is an awful Truth! Beyond words!! Mankind's, not the Mic Foley kind, depravity on such a degenerate parade of true wickedness. So sinnfully wrong in it's Terrible countenance....

yr. humble servant
the Rev.

3 comments:

Apollo Spas said...

"Completely oblivious" sums up the Hogan family quite nicely. Thanks, National Enquirer.

Malibu Sands said...

WELL-COME-BACK! WELL-COME-BACK! Hope this more than just a once every four years phenomenon.

I've never laughed at anything related to Ron Killings, except for his improvised/free-styled hip and or hop lyrics on his way to the ring.

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Nearly as scandalous as the Linda McMahon/Joey Abs affair that threatened to tear apart the McMahon family in the late 90's...