Hey there, guys. It's your guy here, with some news for you guys. But... guy, this is hard for a guy to talk about, guys. (Sigh)... well... ok, guys, here goes...
Guys, I'm not coming back to the WWE.
It's a hard choice for a guy to make, giving up the glitzy life of a WWE Superstar. But, guy, even though the WWE are still a great bunch of guys, it just sort of seems like those guys didn't have any real plans for this guy, guys.
Look, I'm just a guy. Heck, we're all guys, here. It's just... guy! This guy worked really hard to get healthy, and put on great shows for you guys, and a guy gets all excited about hanging out with the guys backstage... and then the office guys are all, "Sorry, guy, we won't let you win the Royal Rumble, we've got some other guy in mind for that." And then, guys, do you know what guy they're talking about? That guy John Cena! Don't get me wrong, guys, he's a heck of a guy, but sometimes... that guy... that guy... just... OOOOOHHHH!!!! GUY!
Sorry about that, guys. This stuff just gets a guy pretty worked up.
Anyway, it's hard for a guy to say what's next. There's some great guys in TNA, and some of those Japanese guys are pretty cool, and then there's guys like Brock Lesnar doing that UFC stuff for you guys... guy, the guy doesn't know, guys. It might just be time for a guy to... I dunno, write a guy's memoirs or something. Guy... (sigh)... guy.
Well, that's about it for a guy. I'll see you guys... somewhere. Sometime. Goodbye, guys.
2 comments:
This was a far more creative and sophisticated analysis of the whole Bobby Lashley-WWE fiasco than my ill-conceived and recently scrapped "Bobby Lashley: Great Guy, or the Greatest Guy?" post.
But guy, was that kinda like not a guy thing to do? I mean guy,Bobby's a guy with guy feelings like all us other guys.That was soo not cool my guy.
Yours Sincerely
Guy Pierce
Freakin' hilarious (but accurate post)guy!
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