Friday, March 13, 2009

Reason #1 to Admire Divorce Lawyers...

...they don't take no shit from balding pony tailed cripple Hulk Hogan and his hairpiece adorned attorney who bears a striking resemblance to beloved serial wife beater "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

Arabian Facebuster is envious of Raymond Rafool for having the opportunity to put Hulk Hogan in his place with cameras rolling...yet in awe of his ability to seize the moment and deliver a acerbic yet articulate diatribe to Hulk Hogan's face for his lack of morals, alleged unscrupulous business dealings, passive-aggressive nature throughout these divorce proceedings, and proclivity for posturing, melodrama, and putting forth wholly unfounded allegations of victimization and persecution whenever a microphone, camera, and reporter not affiliated with Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action News Team are in his wrinkly skinned vicinity.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

Thank you Mr. Divorce Attorney, for SAYING WHAT NEEDED TO BE SAID!

The Rev. von Fury said...

Arabian Facebuster Sexy Action News Team- Shoving the Colonoscopy of Truth up into the seamy underbelly of the pro- wrasslin' world since 2006.

500+ posts and counting....So You Don't have To.

This means you.

No really, please. It really does mean you. Really.

I am serious. You really don't need to.

Thank You,
the rev.