Monday, February 12, 2007
Say Yr Heretical Prayers and Eat Yr Vitamins
Arabian Facebuster Nation, not that long ago I was like many of you...a skinny and feeble beanpole sorely lacking in self-esteem. How then, did I transform into the confident, chiseled, strapping Adonis standing (errr, I mean blogging) before you today? The answer, my friends, is threefold: a strict exercise regimen, a healthy and balanced diet, and copious amounts of expired Four Horsemen Top Performance System chewable tablets.
Ric Flair and members of the Horsemen, a thousand thank yous for making me the man I am today...the FDA be damned.