Available for Purchase...

...at the 2nd Annual Staff Conference and Fan Conclave, Arabian Facebuster will be unveiling its very own line of alcoholic beverage accessories (i.e. beer koozies), featuring many of your favorite zany Facebuster catchphrases, witticisms, and insider references. And in order for you to imbibe your intoxicating beveage of choice without having to fret about whether your koozie matches your neon, pastel, or aloha dress shirt, we will be offering them in assortment of 13 colors (as pictured above) ranging from lily white, to orange, to tangerine, to camouflage.

Choose your favorite...or collect them all:

• Arabian Facebuster: Always Shoot So The Crowd Never Doubts It;
• Arabian Facebuster: We Watch Wrestling So You Don't Have To;
• Arabian Facebuster: Never Imitated, Often Duplicated;
• Arabian Facebuster...Despises Hulk Hogan More Than You;
  
• Arabian Facebuster: Keeper Of The Gunny Sack;
  
• I'd Rather Be Waving An Official Uniting Towel;
  
• Arabian Facebuster: Putting the "Profess" Into Professional Rasslin';
• Arabian Facebuster...There's No Hulkamaniacs Here;
• Arabian Facebuster: As Seen On Larry Nelson's MySpace Page;
  
• Arabian Facebuster: Defecating In Sports Entertainment's Gym Bag Since 2006;
  

For those unfortunates who are unable to attend the conference, these hilarious koozies will also be available for purchase at arabianfacebuster.shopzone.com...while supplies last.