Thursday, August 07, 2008

Available for Purchase... the 2nd Annual Staff Conference and Fan Conclave, Arabian Facebuster will be unveiling its very own line of alcoholic beverage accessories (i.e. beer koozies), featuring many of your favorite zany Facebuster catchphrases, witticisms, and insider references. And in order for you to imbibe your intoxicating beveage of choice without having to fret about whether your koozie matches your neon, pastel, or aloha dress shirt, we will be offering them in assortment of 13 colors (as pictured above) ranging from lily white, to orange, to tangerine, to camouflage.

Choose your favorite...or collect them all:
  • Arabian Facebuster: Always Shoot So The Crowd Never Doubts It;
  • Arabian Facebuster: We Watch Wrestling So You Don't Have To;
  • Arabian Facebuster: Never Imitated, Often Duplicated;
  • Arabian Facebuster...Despises Hulk Hogan More Than You;
  • Arabian Facebuster: Keeper Of The Gunny Sack;
  • I'd Rather Be Waving An Official Uniting Towel;
  • Arabian Facebuster: Putting the "Profess" Into Professional Rasslin';
  • Arabian Facebuster...There's No Hulkamaniacs Here;
  • Arabian Facebuster: As Seen On Larry Nelson's MySpace Page;
  • Arabian Facebuster: Defecating In Sports Entertainment's Gym Bag Since 2006;
For those unfortunates who are unable to attend the conference, these hilarious koozies will also be available for purchase at supplies last.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

Arabian Facebuster: You and Me, Hairy Larry

Insert Camo Black Ice Here

Arabian Facebuster: Great, Great Guys

I Paid $30 For TNA Lockdown and All I Got Was This Lousy Koozie

Malibu Sands said...

Arabian Facebuster: Gettin' It On Like Grown Men Should

Ask Me About Big Gay Vis

Arabian Facebuster: My Other Official Uniting Towel is a Jizz Rag

Malibu Sands said...

Arabian Facebuster: Now With 100% More Vader Wilma

My Other Koozie is a Cooler of Riunite

Arabian Facebuster Is Poopy

Summa Cum Laude, Tulsa Welding School

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Arabian Facebuster: Drunk Blog on the Internet Today or Drunkest Blog on the Internet Today?

Ric Flair Left This On My Coffee Table

Arabian Facebuster's War on Wrestling- Mission Accomplished