Friday, June 18, 2010

Scott Hall: Thx 4 the Memories

With all of the ongoing hullabaloo and fooferall surrounding the termination of Danielson Bryanson due to his insubordination in the ongoing Disneyfacation of Vince McMahon's already exceedingly sanitized and watered down interpretation of professional rasslin', the future endeavoring of a certain drink, horribly out of shape, tag team title co-holding "Bad Guy" sort of floated underneath the radar this week:

According to reports, TNA made the call to part ways with Scott Hall and he was written out of the story line at this week’s Impact tapings.

Hall, who was arrested last month on charges of disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest in Florida, reportedly was working on a per-appearance basis with TNA.

Before washing Scott Hall's most recent run of mediocre distinction from the collective consciousness of The Facebuster Nation, let us take an AWA style VERY SPECIAL LOOK as a bloated Hall and his STD infected and infested lil' buddy Syxxx Pac put the boots to The Band/The Banned/NWO Wolfpac patriarch and future Grecian Formula pitchman Kevin Nash in a most lackluster and unconvincing fashion while the deformities inhabiting The Impact Zone watch with indifference and in complete silence. Eric Young aka E Y hits the ring to try and put an end to the double team and save the segment from total collapse and, albeit to no avail.

My God -- Hall, Nash, Waltman, Young, Tenay, Tazz, and TNA! sure are a pathetic lot.

A final maxim to Scott Hall before he drinks himself to death: When the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin.'

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

What's Dan Spivey up to these days? Methinks it's time for a reformed American Starship to land in Buck Zumhoff's Rock and/or Roll Wrestling.