Saturday, June 12, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: The Future Endeavoring of...

...Danielson Bryanson!?!?!? Huh?!?!

After delivering probably the most talked about angle in the last 1/2 decade in the company on last Monday's night episode of RAW, it looks like the Titan Towers front office dip sticks have decided to part ways with one of the principles in said angle and the most technically proficient and fundamentally sound worker in the NXT Posse.

Quoth Da Meltz and Da Chico:

The people who needed to know were told that Bryan Danielson was fired for choking ring announcer Justin Roberts with his tie during the angle on Monday night. That shot was edited from replays of the show. It's not known why this would lead to someone getting fired and from all accounts, Danielson was described as the type of person you want a dressing room filled with.

The choking with a tie was described as being too violent for what is allowed on WWE television.

This is got to be the most elaborate work of the fan base and the company's rank-n-file employees in the history of sportz entertainment? They can't be serious that a too violent/realistic tie choke is grounds for immediate termination.

Hopefully Buck Rock and Roll Zumhofe can provide some perspective and equanimity to this situation.

If this is in fact the case, here's hoping TNA! gets its head out of its ass and signs Danielson and books him in a extended program with Samoa Joe ASAP.

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