Friday, June 04, 2010

Zumhoffe & Val Venis Jr vs. Demolition

Facebuster Nation: The title of this post says it all. World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions Ax and Smash - Demolition - along with their sinister and incomprehensible manager Mr. Fuji take on determined, goofy, and completely overmatched challengers Buck Zumhofe and some thick n' full schlonged ham n' egger named Warren Bianci.

At this stage in his undistinguished career, The Rock and/or Roller must have been more accustomed to dishing out the faux punishment rather than taking it...because he is just worthless at convincingly receiving and selling Demolition's smash mouth offense.

Consider this clip of actual professional rasslin' a prequel to/teaser for Friday Night Videos...making its triumphant return to Arabian Facebuster in July.

Cabin Fatties: Get ready.


Pencil Neck Geek said...

Looking forward to the return of Friday Night Videos!

Is this setting the stage for a Facebuster Special Investigation: "Demolition Matt and/or Pat- Where Are They Now"?

The Rev. von Fury said...

Listen to The Body children at home, and NEVER try this at home. By this I mean sparkly face paint and bedazzled bondage gear.

Also, does Jesse not have the most kick-ass Minnesota Not-So-Nice accent? I wish they all could sound like that....