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Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Things I Would Rather Do Than Watch TNA, NYE Edition
Ring in the New Year sober (or stuck drinking some teetotaler swill like O'Douls or Rinunite NA), alone, and dressed in Mike Tenay's soiled tuxedo whilst watching Don West hawk baseball cards on QVC.
I'd rather sit alone on my couch, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Light, rocking out to the sounds of the Jonas Brothers, and watching a stroke impaired Dick Clark as he struggles to count down from 10.
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I'd rather sit alone on my couch, drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon Light, rocking out to the sounds of the Jonas Brothers, and watching a stroke impaired Dick Clark as he struggles to count down from 10.
Shit, that's exactly what I did...
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