I Heart YouToo!

Facebuster Nation: It has been brought to my attention that this site's most valuable subject for generating top notch blog fodder in 2009 now has his own very own YouTube (um, better make that YouToo) account. That's right, Buck Rock and/or Roll Zumhoffe is slowly, shaggily, disheveledly, yet inevitably taking over the interwebs from the comfort of his horribly outdated, mismatched, and cobbled together living room.

My God, even the walls clash.

At this point, you making be wondering how exactly is this officiator of midgets wrestling women in a corn field going to conquer then transform this preferred global medium for mashing up Ms. South Carolina Teen USA's attempts to form a cohesive and intelligible thought with the likes of President Bush or President in 2012 Sarah Palin and watching unsuspecting people get at-once grossed out and increasingly curious watching 2 girls/1 cup for the first time?

Simple, by engaging in the most selfless yet predestined act possible this side of Jesus being crucified for our sins: rehashing old footage of himself in the AWA (sorry, I meant to type AWDay) cooperating and/or competing with such icons as *shiver* Hulk Hogan, Greg Gagne, Jim Brunzell, and *crosses fingers* Nord (husk!) The (husk!!) Barbarian (husk!!!).

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