Thursday, October 01, 2009

BGV: Traitor to Hulkamania. Hero to All.

Quoth the Observer (the actual blurb is buried in the middle of the update):

"King V (Big Daddy V) has pulled out of the Hulkamania tour of Australia due to taking a movie offer."

We here at Arabian Facebuster wish to thank the studio with the gumption to take on Big Gay Vis in their sure to be off-Hollywood, straight to video production. What with his sagging leviathan breasts, droopy jowls, ample posterior, fat roles adorned stomach, and impeccable comedic timing, we are confident that he'll make a superb body double for Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House 3....or as the character Rasputia for Eddie Murphy in the Norbit sequel.

Ahh, the garish, overbearing, corpulent black woman oblivious to her demeanor and the norms of society. Or what we here at Arabian Facebuster like to call can't miss, 24 karat comedic gold!

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

Kudos to Mr. Frazier Jr. for what I hope is a long and fruitful career in Hollywood. Surely there will come a day when the imprint of his enormous man boobs will be set in cement at Mann's Chinese Theater...