Thursday, February 19, 2009

"OOPS! She Did It Again..."

... And just in time for WrestleMania 25!!!

Because we just couldn't get enough of that enlarged clitoral stuff, former WWE Superstar, er, I mean Diva, no, nope that's not quite right, umm, 2 Time Playboy Playmate, ungh, no, uh, Surreal Life Star, uh-nuh, I mean former Intercontinental Champion (yeah, that's it) Chyna, aka Joanie Laurer, aka Chyna Doll, aka THE source of all ArabianFacebuster WrestleMania Related Wagering Wagers has bequethed upon an unsuspecting world (and to the great delight of all of us here still waiting with baited breath for our  original "One Night in Chyna" review...P.N-G.?!!!?) ANOTHER dirrty, nasty, stinking, wart-infested pornagraphic foray into the proverbial Dark- Side (no, nope, sorry, not of the Eddie and the Cruisers variety neither!) 

With this cinematic bad-boy dropping sooner than X-pac's undescended testicle, all signs point to yes as to what our WM25 Wager is gonna be for '09! 

Now if only we could somehow review her previous body of work to establish a baseline for our critique....

1 comment:

Pencil Neck Geek said...

The infinite supply of trashy Chyna pictures available via a Google image search is truly remarkable.

I've been trying to write the review, but I've already ruined 2 keyboards by puking all over them.