So I read Malibu's insightful post this morning and thought I'd pop over to double-double-e dot com and see who on the Smackdown! roster I favored for the upcoming battle royal. Y'know... the battle royal that doesn't air until this Friday. The one that decides who will be the Smackdown! champeen in place of the tragically injured Edge. The one that I'm actually pretty excited about watching (in much the same way as I get excited about accident footage on the nightly news, but whatevs). The one that HOLY CRAP THEY GAVE IT TO THE GREAT KHALI?!?!?!?!?!?Goddamn you, wwe.com. You burned me again.
As an aside, if your problem is that your main event performers keep getting sidelined with injuries, is fast-tracking the Great Khali really the solution? Brian Ong would probably disagree. If he could. But he can't. On account of, well... you know.
Someone stop this ponderous load before he kills again, and please ask the WWE to quit posting match results three days before their air dates.
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Nice to see the WWE finally awarding Khali for his years of sacrifice and service to company and all around in-ring excellence by giving him a run with the strap. And by in-ring excellence of course I mean hands down the worst in-ring performer in the company probably since Giant Gonzalez, or maybe Hulk Hogan during his feud with HBK two summers ago.
That Kane vs. Batista vs. Khali encounter at the Great American Bash has 2007 Match of the Year written all over it.
Jesus titty fucking christ. Why even bother watching this company's product?
Oh, I also love how Khali is holding the belt upside down. What a clueless goof.
Speaking of clueless goofs, pop over to khali.info and release the chuckles. It reads as though it's been translated from English to Sanskrit and then BACK into English. My favorite part is when they refer to Giant Gonzalez as "Giant Gongelius" (it's in the Khali's Health section). Fucking classic.
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