Thursday, June 25, 2009
The Best of the Best
Facebuster nation, this morning in the midst of my daily beautification routine -- which includes plucking my unibrow, injecting my cheeks with collagen in the hopes of doing away with some particularly unrelenting acne craters, rinsing my teeth with bleaching gel to wipe away the previous days coffee, whiskey, tobacco, blueberry pie, and methamphetamine indulgences, and styling my chest hair to resemble that of "Dirty" Dutch Mantell's -- I realized that our hallowed virtual ground for Rocky Mountain Thunder appreciation hasn't provided our readership with any poorly stitched denim wearing, gunny sack brandishing, glaringly limited rasslin' talents rationalized and reinterpreted by Rod "Likes to Repeat the Weight and Hometown of Every Grappler Ad Nauseam" Trongard and Lee "Never Filed a WCW Monday Nitro 1-800-Collect Road Report Half-Assed or Hungover" Marshall as a quirky brand of backwoods scufflin' antics to appreciate as of late.
But thanks to the editing prowess of Youtuber browns64d, Arabian Facebuster can finally feature all of Rocky Mountain Thunder's blown spots, botched moves, and other assorted fuck ups during his two month reign of terror on the American Wrestling Association's jobber pool in one concise video package.
Oh, and if you would prefer a non-Garth Brooks/nu country yet still appropriately "themed" tune to accompany all of this vintage Rocky Mountain ineptitude, mute the volume on the player above, right click here to open this clip in a new tab or window, then crank it up.