Friday, September 15, 2006

Kneecaps: Totally Overrated

The staff of Arabian Facebuster would like to offer our sincere congratulations to Scott "Raven" Levy on his return to wrestling actual wrestlers (see: last night's iMPACT!). We were all deeply impressed by his ability to conduct an entire match against The Monster Abyss without bending his knees. It's a good thing, too, since Raven's kneecaps were apparently unable to negotiate a new contract with TNA management. Still, that's what you get for hiring a separate agent for your own knees.

Anyway, welcome back Raven. We're glad you're not still clumping around after Larry Zbyszko. We'd also like to point out that we never made fun of your weight, not once. Besides, compared to Jeff Hardy, you're actually pretty fucking svelte.


Malibu Sands said...

I knew I should have flipped on TNA after returning from happy hour. I mean, happy hours. Five to be exact.

Apollo Spas said...

TNA iMPACT! is the happiest hour of my week. No shit. Their opening matches are better than WWE's pay-per-views. And over here in the Pacific Time Zone, it all kicks off thirty minutes after I leave work. Just enough time to drink a beer and watch the video for "Trading Places" by The Bootcamp Clik approximately six times.