The Hulkster is going to wed short time girlfriend and longtime Brooke Hogan look alike Jennifer McDaniel at sundown this evening. She's the meat in the Hogan super-sized stupid sandwich in the picture above.
That leaves Arabian Facebuster no option...in the next 45 minutes, we must find a way to (a) keep the sun high in the sky in perpetuity; or (b) destroy the Hogan compound; (c) destroy the town of Clearwater, Florida in which the Hogan compound is located; or (d) just go ahead and destroy the entire state of Florida.
Sigh, at this 11th hour, I suspect option A might be the most feasible.
Please also file this post under Reason #33 to Despise Hulk Hogan.