Friday, August 28, 2009

Reason #30 to Despise Hulk Hogan

For touching himself* as he ogles his daughter and her gay best friend splish splashing in the pool.

*Correct me if I'm wrong, but the Hulkster is a righty. I am basing this presumption his tendency to exclusively throw his patented feeble, wobbly looking punches with that hand...in which case, the Hulkster appears to be pleasuring himself here with a technique known as "The Stranger."

1 comment:

The Rev. von Fury said...

Hmmm, Manly girl+ Girly man= Sayin' his prayers and more cold showers for the Hulkster!