Thursday, July 02, 2009

BREAKING NEWS: Hot Rod Parked

TMZ reports that "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was arrested in Hollywood early this morning for DUI...or was it DWI? In either case, Hot Rod was taken into custody, booked, and presumably has already posted bail and is back out on the streets, getting ready to go on the bender of a lifetime as a way of putting this huge personal failure and harassment behind him.

It's called healthy coping skills.

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